‘Cuz you don’t care about your news…..
Here at A.L.I.E.N. HQs, we always receive universal news from the Milky Ways to Andromeda. Here are a couple of topics we thought we’d share with you because remember, what happens out there, matters over here. 
picture courtesy of wheetwhoo
An alien “tourist” was recently detained by local authorities for possession of marijuana. When released out on bail he had this to say “Easy my youte [youth], Dem legalize it in di universe eons ago. You eart-lings afa relax… too much war… peace brethrin’ peace!” The space-being also said that he will not be returning to this “pre-mature” planet until we “grow up” but stated “Me’ave dat wicked smoke dat will bring world peace, holla if ya need me!!”
In other recent news, Tom Cruise former scientologist says that he has started his own cult following called Alientology. Mr. Cruise says he truly believes he’s an alien from outer space and that his mother ship will arrive soon. When asked why the sudden change, Tom states “F*** it why not? Ya’ll n****s think i’m crazy anyway.”
Tom Cruise… jumping on a couch near you. (we still love you Tom)
Posted by: Quan Luv